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Daily Joke

23.04.2020

 

Why are sausages rude?

Because they spit when you fry them!

Charlie and Harrison's jokes

 

What's green and hairy and sings through the jungle?

Tarzan of the Grapes!

 

How does a mussel celebrate their birthday?

They shellebrate!

Isabelle's jokes - 03.04.2020

 

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? 

I don’t know but the flag is a big plus! 

 

Why do cows where bells? 

Because their horns don’t work! 

 

Parallel lines have so much in common....it’s a shame they’ll never meet! 

 

Daily joke – 01.04.2020

How do whales carry big things?

In an whalebarrow

Tom and George's Jokes - they are seriously funny!

 

I named my dog Five Miles. 

I tell people I walk Five Miles every morning and evening. 

 

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? 

Anna One.... Anna Two

 

When you buy a bigger bed... 

you have more bed room but less bedroom. 

 

What happened to the lost cattle? 

Nobody's herd. 

 

What colour is the wind? 

Blew! 

 

What did the green grape say to the red grape? 

Breathe you idiot, BREATHE! 

 

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "Listening. I would say listening is my biggest weakness."

 

Pilot:" We are currently 30,000 feet in the air"

Dad: "There can't be 15,000 people on this plane!" 

Daily joke – 27.03.2020

What should you do if you find a baboon sitting at your school desk?

Sit somewhere else

Daily joke – 26.03.2020

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke Skywalker at dinner time?

May the forks be with you

Daily joke – 25.03.2020

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a banjo?

A bird that plucks itself

Daily joke – 24.03.2020

Where do catperpillars lay their heads?

On their caterpillows

Daily joke – 23.03.2020

Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear!

Doctor: Don’t worry, I’ve some cream for that!

 

 

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