Why are sausages rude?
Because they spit when you fry them!
Charlie and Harrison's jokes
What's green and hairy and sings through the jungle?
Tarzan of the Grapes!
How does a mussel celebrate their birthday?
Isabelle's jokes - 03.04.2020
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know but the flag is a big plus!
Why do cows where bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Parallel lines have so much in common....it’s a shame they’ll never meet!
Daily joke – 01.04.2020
How do whales carry big things?
In an whalebarrow
Tom and George's Jokes - they are seriously funny!
I named my dog Five Miles.
I tell people I walk Five Miles every morning and evening.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna One.... Anna Two
When you buy a bigger bed...
you have more bed room but less bedroom.
What happened to the lost cattle?
What colour is the wind?
What did the green grape say to the red grape?
Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Me: "Listening. I would say listening is my biggest weakness."
Pilot:" We are currently 30,000 feet in the air"
Dad: "There can't be 15,000 people on this plane!"
Daily joke – 27.03.2020
What should you do if you find a baboon sitting at your school desk?
Sit somewhere else
Daily joke – 26.03.2020
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke Skywalker at dinner time?
May the forks be with you
Daily joke – 25.03.2020
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a banjo?
A bird that plucks itself
Daily joke – 24.03.2020
Where do catperpillars lay their heads?
On their caterpillows
Daily joke – 23.03.2020
Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear!
Doctor: Don’t worry, I’ve some cream for that!