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Tom and George's Jokes - they are seriously funny!

 

I named my dog Five Miles. 

I tell people I walk Five Miles every morning and evening. 

 

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? 

Anna One.... Anna Two

 

When you buy a bigger bed... 

you have more bed room but less bedroom. 

 

What happened to the lost cattle? 

Nobody's herd. 

 

What colour is the wind? 

Blew! 

 

What did the green grape say to the red grape? 

Breathe you idiot, BREATHE! 

 

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me: "Listening. I would say listening is my biggest weakness."

 

Pilot:" We are currently 30,000 feet in the air"

Dad: "There can't be 15,000 people on this plane!" 

Daily joke – 27.03.2020

What should you do if you find a baboon sitting at your school desk?

Sit somewhere else

Daily joke – 26.03.2020

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke Skywalker at dinner time?

May the forks be with you

Daily joke – 25.03.2020

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a banjo?

A bird that plucks itself

Daily joke – 24.03.2020

Where do catperpillars lay their heads?

On their caterpillows

Daily joke – 23.03.2020

Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck in my ear!

Doctor: Don’t worry, I’ve some cream for that!

 

 

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